Here we have the typical life stages of the human male species.
Sophisticated, suave and stylish, he attracts the female species and elevates himself to a state of betterment. Those possessing the skills and charisma to ensnare multiple females at once transcend the boundaries that define the normal man.
Returned from a raid with precious loot? Covered in the blood of critters and monsters?
Even the most persistent players are hampered by the restrictions of hygiene (seriously: if it starts to itch, it's time for a wash). So what do you do when it's laundry day for your best clothes and you need to go out?
The best time to have your equipment cleaned is when you're not delving into the dungeons of Diablo, or scouring the plains of Azeroth conquering the World of Warcraft. You might feel a bit exposed during this time but this is just the shirt you need to save you embarrassment when your epic gear is in the wash.
Alternatively, if you want to walk around with no pants on, this shirt will explain to any passerby why you're naked bottom half down. We don't encourage this behaviour though... it's just a thought.